IMPORTANT NEW AP REPORT: "UNITED NATIONS - Michael Douglas had to field questions Wednesday about the financial turmoil shaking world markets from reporters recalling his role in the 1987 film 'Wall Street.'" Numerous young I-bankers were seen masturbating to his responses. Wait. Why the hell is Michael Douglas at the United Nations? [AP]

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