Kathleen Parker Mocks the Wingnuts' God
There were always two of them, at America's favorite comedy blog, National Review Online. It was the Rule of the Two, as written by Dark Lord Reagan, on Dagoba. "Kathleen" would be a clever writer and kind of funny and attractive, although still a terrible Fascist, and "Kathryn" would be, well, "K-Lo." Obviously, the smarter of the two would eventually be forced to admit that Sarah Palin is a dumb cretin. And now this one, Kathleen Parker, is touching herself in a tub of Holy Water, while smoking her last cigarette and laughing at the idiot bible-thumpers who ruined the Republican Party, forever. This is all in the Washington Post!
Here, this is how she starts her column today:
As Republicans sort out the reasons for their defeat, they likely will overlook or dismiss the gorilla in the pulpit.
Three little letters, great big problem: G-O-D.
I'm bathing in holy water as I type.
To be more specific, the evangelical, right-wing, oogedy-boogedy branch of the GOP is what ails the erstwhile conservative party and will continue to afflict and marginalize its constituents if reckoning doesn't soon cometh.
Okay, she has just called wingnut Christians a bunch of "oogedy-boogedy" gorillas. No wait she called GOD a gorilla. Kathleen really does want to go to the cool cocktail parties in Washington! And if she keeps up this assault on the Religious Right, it is okay with us if she comes to the parties -- especially if she keeps attacking Sarah "Mouth-Breathing Slob" Palin.
Anyone watching the two conventions last summer can't have missed the stark differences: One party was brimming with energy, youth and diversity; the other felt like an annual Depends sales meeting.
With the exception of Miss Alaska, of course.
And then there's this delightful bit of moronic gibberish from Our Stupid Sarah, which Parker quotes, sneeringly:
"I'm like, okay, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I'm like, don't let me miss the open door. Show me where the open door is.... And if there is an open door in (20)12 or four years later, and if it's something that is going to be good for my family, for my state, for my nation, an opportunity for me, then I'll plow through that door."
Let's do pray that God shows Alaska's governor the door.
Ha hah, if Parker even believed in the wingnuts' Clown God, it would only be for the purpose of wishing It would annihilate Sarah Palin!
Giving Up On God [Washington Post]