JOHN 'NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM 2' ENSIGN ADMITS SEX AFFAIR: Jesus, so much to post... this idiot, Republican Sen. John Ensign of Nevada, has admitted to having a sex affair with a female campaign staffer, in 2007 and 2008. Some aide in Ensign's office outed the boss, whoops. So until we know more, *ahem*... PICS PLZ? [The Fix, AP]