HMM MAYBE DON'T EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH YOU FAT PATHETIC SLOBS: Nestle is "voluntarily recalling" its best-selling "Fatty Fatso Cookie Dough Tubes" because the government says people are probably getting the E coli because Americans are so fucking disgusting they are just squeezing these foul, raw, cold grease poops right into their mouths. [ABC News]