CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR THE PROMISED WORLD WINNERS: Miss Natalie Elder quoted "Take the 'A' Train," John Downs dropped "Let's Fall In Love," and Philip Bender mentioned "Blue Skies," so they have defeated the Puzzle of Weirdness and shall each receive a copy of Lisa Tucker's new novel, hooray! Thanks to the crazy number of Wonkette Readers who took part in the contest!