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WONKETTE, AMERICA'S MOST TRUSTED MARITIME NEWSWIRE, CONFIRMS REUTERS' STORY ABOUT THIS MORNING'S POTOMAC BOAT WAR. The details: two boats, one belonging to the Coast Guard, were involved in a terrible sea battle in which the Coast Guard boat fired a shot at Other Boat (the underdog!!) as Other Boat started doing something weird over by the Pentagon during this morning's 9/11-themed activities. [Reuters]

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