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WHY EVEN WORK TOMORROW? THE NEWS STORY OF THE WEEK ALREADY HAPPENED: Jesus, we were starting to think that we might have to *ask* for someone to make an animated .gif of Rick Perrypetting that old man. Fortunately operative "Elliot P." came through just in time, showing a littlegoddamn initiativearound this place. Rick Perry, what are you doing! This is how Pig AIDS gets spread!