• HILL OPERATIVES, WE NEED YOU: Much as we'd love to visit the Super Bowl of Retardation this afternoon, we are somewhat low on regular staff these days (have you noticed?) and someone must be "at the desk." Operatives, this is your time to shine! Tips@wonkette.com! Send photos of Rand Paul breaking into your boss's office! And if you send e-mails like, "I can see the west lawn of the Capitol from my window, and the entire lawn is full of tea partiers," maybe attach a photograph.

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