LIVEBLOGGING THE END OF TIME: THERE WILL BE SO MUCH WONKETTE COVERAGE OF THE THING TONIGHT YOU WILL SHIT YOUR PANTS. Your Wonkette team will begin liveblogging the dongle at 7:30 ET (polls close at eight) and just cold type for 72 million straight hours about everything. ****Special bonus prize****: If you show up at 7 ET... and go here... might Wonkette be live-Twittering for the first time in its history, and all night long??? (We held out as long as we could.)