THE MANY ADVENTURES OF AMERICA'S NAKED SENATOR: Scott Brown, the New Ted Kennedy, and just as slutty: "I would love to go on a bike ride with Lance Armstrong, just for those few hours, just like to say hi, just to like hug him." Epic transcription, AP. UPDATE: Let's just use this same post to say that Ben Bernanke was confirmed for his second term, 70-30. Space is precious on the Internet. [AP/NYT]