TUCKER CARLSON MINION MAULED BY OBAMA: It only took new-to-Washington Daily Caller blogger Jim Treacher a few weeks to get run over by a black(!) government SUV and break his knee while trying to cross the street. Well, he deserves it for leaving his parents' basement, a clear violation of Blogger Union code. (You know what we should have is a "Blogger Union." For wages!) [Daily Caller]