MUSLINS TRY TO TEABAG OTHER MUSLINS: "A high level Pakistani diplomat has been rejected as Ambassador of Saudi Arabia because his name, Akbar Zib, equates to 'Biggest Dick' in Arabic. Saudi officials, apparently overwhelmed by the idea of the name, put their foot down and gave the idea of his being posted there, the kibosh." Wow, self-conscious much, Saudi Arabia? Any reason to be scared of a lil' measuring contest? [Foreign Policy]