OBAMA WILL MEET DALAI LAMA IN LOSER ROOM, NEXT WEEK! Here you go, hippies, with your stupid morals, willing to let China get all hot and bothered for the sake of them: the Dalai Lama will meet with Barack Obama next week in the White House Map Room, and Tibet will be freed. (Ha ha, never.) Dollar goes bust in 3...2...1... [WSJ]