STUPID RED LINE, WHAT WITH THE CONSTANT BREAKING: "The front wheels of the first car of a Red Line train derailed at 10:13 a.m. as it was approaching the Farragut North Metro station. Passengers are being evacuated and no injuries have been reported. Other Red Line trains are being turned back from Farragut North, and streets in the area of the station have been shut down. Emergency personnel are on the scene, waiting for any possible patients and also apparently shutting off pedestrian access to the station." Happy "Back To The Office Day," commuters! [Washington Post]