BECAUSE THE FART APP ALONE CANNOT DEFEND FREEDOM: "Those who dismiss the Tea Party movement as a bunch of rednecks may be interested to know that the Tea Party Patriots now have a new iPhone app." Indeed! Originally designed as a GPS device for locating Thomas Jefferson's expertly hidden geocaches, "The Tea Party Finder" can also backwards-fax Scott Brown an annotated copy of the Articles of Confederation with a preface by Ayn Rand written in glitter-sharpie. It also lets you Chatroulette with random Tea Party Leaders and their respective dangly bits. [HuffPo]