JOHN MCCAIN WILL NOT TALK TO YOU AND WILL UN-FRIEND YOU AND WILL SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT HOW YOU SNIFF YOUR OWN POOPS BECAUSE YOU WERE MEAN TO HIM: John McCain has joined his husband Lindsey Graham in declaring that Senate Republicans will NO LONGER WORK WITH DEMOCRATS because the Democrats passed one of their major pieces of legislation without including so much as a single dinky provision in it for constructing a gold-and-diamond statue of John McCain and Lindsey Graham looking awesome. The American people want more legislators to govern out of pique, and they want it NOW! [Jonathan Chait]