OH GOD, STOP IT: Oh hey look this little gal (and whatever MONSTROUS ADULT made her do this, for food) just wants her super-good Viral Video to get on the Glenn Beck talent show for children, so watch it and go ahead and let us know where to find the embed code, posterity, etc. Okay thanks! [YouTube via "Alex P.," but don't watch unless you can handle the Truth and not die of embarrassment for this child, jesus christ, who does this to their own kid?]