ERICK ERICKSON TO WRITE GREATEST BOOK SINCE 'BIBLE': Thankee, CNN! "In Red State Uprising, Erickson lays out a plan for a conservative counter-revolution to restore America's constitutional government as the Founders envisioned. Using hard data and historical evidence, Erickson shows that there is a 'right-size government,' and what Americans must do to downsize government before it is too late." The data and evidence shall be unfuckwithable. There will be math, variables, science, charts, robots, and even more math -- should the robots keep up their end. *shakes fist.* [Media Bistro via Balloon Juice]