NO JAIL TIME FOR JAMES O'KEEFE: Angry "ACORN pimp" James O'Keefe has accepted the terms of his plea deal in New Orleans, where he and some other anuses lied their way into Mary Landrieu's office to play with her telephones, several months ago. He will get three years probation, 100 hours of community service, and a $1,500 fine, while his little friends get slightly smaller penalties. What is next for these Bandits? Perhaps to D.C., to steal a toilet somewhere, who knows? [Times Picayune]