BLAGOJEVICH GUILTY ON ONE COUNT, AND IT'S NOT FOR BRIBING ANYTHING: Popular reality-show contestant Rod Blagojevich has been found guilty of only one of the 24 charges against him, making a false statement or representation to the FBI. The jury was hung on the rest of the charges. And now the sleazebag will surely declare victory in a parade of teevee appearances. How the hell did this happen? Obama and his mobster pals were on the jury, of course. [CNN]