HAPPY V-I DAY EVERYBODY!: Iraqi President Saddam Hussein has formally surrendered to U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, which means that America has won the Iraq War, hooray! The last American combat troops have left the country, according to the New York Times' Media Decoder warblog. 50,000 American "trainers" will remain in the country indefinitely, teaching the Iraqis helpful techniques for designing ergonomic workstations and filling out their expense reports properly. [NYT]