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500-Year-Old Monarch Has Reigned Through a Dozen U.S. Presidents!

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Here is something pretty gross: Queen Elizabeth II -- holy emperor of the Kingdom of the Picts, Scots, Irish, French and the Ancient Chinamen -- has been the Monarch of this bog-land sinceHarry S. Truman was president. And she's STILL alive, which is the only requirement for continuing one's queening career.


What does this mean? It means Your Queen of Hearts personally witnessed not only the founding and abolition of African Slavery, but also saw her loyal Kenyan subject, Barack Hussein Obama, elected by the Bohemian Grove as president of the Fallen Empire of America! This lady is just hella old, and we wanted to note it, on the occasion of her "XXXIV Jamboree and Rube Cotillion." [Daily Acid]

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According to Rachel Campos Duffy, former reality TV personality and current Fox News personality, migrant baby jails are better than the "Projects". And she totally knows this for fact because she has a "black friend" who told her so. This totally mysterious black friend enlightened her on the horrors faced by black people in black places, which makes it perfectly okay for Trumpco to lock away those "privileged" brown babies. Also, stop being mean to her for spewing that hot garbage on the Laura Ingraham (who believes baby jails are like "Summer Camp") show, because it's not fair that you refuse to believe she has a black friend.

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