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7-Eleven Convenience Store Chain Is In The Tank

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Candy bar and porno chain 7-Eleven is of course holding an important election poll in which customers purchasing coffee have the option of using a blue cup if they support the Muslim or a red cup if they support Walnuts. Many more blue cups have sold! Why do 7-Eleven customers love terrorism so much? This website also says, "Hail To the Beans!" which is just flat-out funny asshit. [7-eleven via Mark Blumenthal]

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