A 2020 Democratic Primary Primer, For Kids!
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That's why he wrote you this completely original and non-derivative book, which is 100% original and also very unique.
This revolutionary and bold work of literature and wonder of art (none of which was copied) will help guide you through the increasingly complicated maze that is the 2020 Democratic Presidential Primary.
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So vote Democratic in 2020, with a goat, and ON A TOTE !!! In a jug and with a mug! And if you love our little bits, then you can wear them on your tits !
And once you throw us all some bread, now here is your OPEN THREAD.
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