CNN Knows Who Is 'Badass' And It Is Kellyanne Conway, So That's Some Horse Sh*t Right There
There are so many important stories in the world right now. Let's ignore them and talk more about Kellyanne Conway and the two men in her life who hate each other so much OMG FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT. We are of course talking about Donald Trump's little tiff with George Conway, because it is FISTICUFFS and MEOW and GRRR ARGH.
Good morning, George:
In case you were wondering if maybe this morning, George Conway might be taking a break from bashing Trump on Twitter, the answer is no, he is not taking a break from bashing Trump on Twitter. He is all over that shit.
Meanwhile over in Kellyanne Conway's world! KAC went on the Fox Business network to tell Maria Bartiromo about her feelings, and George's feelings, and Dipshit's feelings. On top of throwing constant shade at her husband, who wouldn't be anybody if she wasn't Kellyanne Conway -- in this and every other interview she's giving -- she explained that Trump is having a Mad Cow Disease Moment on Twitter because "he's protective of me," and confirmed that she is "not being asked to choose" between George and Dipshit. She said George does wish she would quit White House, but that that would send a bad message to the feminists. (?)
She also said this is just some pretty weird behavior for George Conway, because he's usually so private! "It's not like him," said she. Maybe later today she can tweet some DSM-5 pictures of the brain diseases she thinks her husband has.
Finally, KAC complained that "until this week," her private life was private, except for we guess that time she tried to give the Washington Post shitty comments about her own marriage ON BACKGROUND, you know, according to a person familiar with their marriage.
KAC also defended
her husband Donald Trump on Wednesday in an interview with Politico, saying it's just ridiculous that people think Trump is going to take attacks from her husband "lying down." Her husband is a "non-medical professional," she said, and he is saying Trump is mentally ill! HOW RUDE!
"You think he shouldn't respond when somebody, a non-medical professional accuses him of having a mental disorder? You think he should just take that sitting down?"
As Politico notes, Trump is very sensitive about accusations of being mentally ill, we are guessing maybe because it hits too close to home. So he's punching back! Because Trump is a counter-puncher! In his followers' eyes, this makes him strong, because he is a weak person's idea of a strong person. In the real world, it just shows everybody what a chickenshit Trump really is, the so-called "leader of the free world" who is so thin-skinned he can't handle being made fun of on Twitter. As we said yesterday, maybe Trump can sue George Conway over hurt feelings like Devin Nunes is suing his own cow over hurt feelings.
Conway also told Politico the thing about how Trump is defending her, from her mean husband's attacks on Trump:
"The president is obviously defending me," she said. "He could privately say to me, 'Honey you're a distraction. We love you. You'll always be a part of the family but go be with your kids. They need you. Go make a million dollars an hour. Go do that honey.' It's the opposite."
President Dipshit also weighed in on Wednesday, while he was taking a break from rage-tweeting and Executive Timing, saying George Conway is a "wack job" who is doing a "tremendous disservice to a wonderful wife," so we guess he's trying to be KAC's knight in shining armor just like his gross second-born son and Brad Parscale, the human open sore who does numbers for the Trump campaign.
Oh, one more thing! Very coincidentally and conveniently for the news narrative Kellyanne Conway would like us to follow this week, CNN just so happened to release a glowing puff piece video on her Wednesday, with the hashtag #BadassWomenDC. It is just a heartwarming look at how Conway came from the nothingburger hinterlands of New Jersey to become the biggest liar in DC this side of Donald Trump, except for how it doesn't mention her constant lying until over halfway through, and doesn't even devote one second to the question, "Kellyanne Conway: Is She Literally A Person Made Of Poison?" But hey, HUMAN INTEREST PIECES! About BADASS WOMEN!
Maybe she can use this video when she debuts her next move, after the Trump administration implodes into a mound of its own criminality and incompetence. What, you thought Kellyanne Conway wouldn't survive this? LOLOL, you have obviously never met highly intelligent cockroaches.
Watch this CNN piece of shit.
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