President George Walker Bush spent his Tuesday in Saudi Arabia (they finish Tuesday earlier over there because the sun comes at different times), and boy boy boy did he have a whale of a time. He got to watch ponies dance, play with curvy fun swords, look at magical books that brown people read -- why the Saudi King even let him try on some pretty dresses! Those lovable wire photographers at the AP caught it all, so check out party pix after the jump.
Bush was soooo hungry when he came in, so they gave him a sand cookie -- and it wasn't all that bad!
They they showed him a book filled with mystical faerie tales about some sprite named "Muhammed." Turns out they worship him?!:
OOH MIDEAST COWBOYS AND INJUNS:
A little midday suck-and-fuck:
Mom, there's a mean sand king casting brown spells on my bean!:
Hahahahahehehehe, a beast from the East! I want it. I WANT IT NOW, PAW:
The savages let him try on their flowing dresses of silk! But then he had to throw up because he looked fat.
Happy war next door! Be back soon 4 more oils.
AP Photos by Pablo Martinez Monsivais
