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A Children's Treasury Of Old Handsome Joe Biden Inauguration-Day Greatness, God Love Him

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Here is a photo of Joe Biden getting out of his limousine, looking like a Boss (in point of fact, he is only the boss of the Senate). Sunglasses are avery good look for the VP, whose official Wonkette title is now Old Handsome Joe Biden, God Love Him. (By the end of his second term, Mr. Biden's official Wonkette sobriquet will probably be as long as that of some WWII German rocket-launching tank thing.) And so, with minimal extraneous commentary, here is your gallery of Joe Biden Being Just So Freakin' Joe Biden.


You may remember that SNL sketch with Reagan being all fucking dumb, and then as soon as the people are out of the room he is all wily and in charge? That is your Joe Biden. OH KNUCKLES, he is saying, to his knuckles, SOMEDAY, KNUCKLES. SOME DAY. And then he smiles enigmatically:

Seriously, we could just give you a whole blog of Joe Biden laughing. Maybe we will do exactly that. Here he is laughing with his boss.

And here he is laughing with Lamar Alexander. And Dr. Jill Biden.

Does Joe Biden like playing a crowd? We think maybe he does.

Who's awesome? YOU'RE awesome!

We've had Joe Biden smiling, and Joe Biden pointing. Maybe what we need is Joe Biden smiling and pointing.

Joe Biden even seems genuinely delighted to shake Al Roker's hand. Of course, if he had time, he'd probably arm wrassle him.

Is there also video of Joe Biden being adorable during the parade? Why, yes, we have some of that as well:

And finally there is this photo of Joe Biden and Michelle Obama, which we are just going to throw out to you, the Wonkettariat, for your morning's Caption Contest, because what is even happening here?

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Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.

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If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the law and the facts are against you, pound the table and yell like hell. And if that doesn't work, just make shit up.

Talking hairpiece Jay Sekulow went on Chris Cuomo's CNN show Wednesday night to barf out the latest Trumpland nonsense on the Russian WITCH HUNT. Remember way back in May, 2017 when Donald Trump told Lester Holt about that hilarious time he fired James Comey to murder the Russia investigation?

"I was going to fire Comey knowing there's no good time to do it. And in fact when I decided to just do it, I said to myself, I said, 'you know, this Russia thing with Trump and Russia is a made up story, it's an excuse by the Democrats for having lost an election that they should have won.'"

Did you think that meant he actually fired Comey TO MURDER THE RUSSIA INVESTIGATION? Watch and learn, kids!

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In the words of the great Tammy Wynette, sometimes it's hard to be a woman. This week has been such a time for many of us out there, what with the impending prospect of seeing yet another sex predator who wants to take away our reproductive rights getting confirmed to the highest court in the land. Oh, it's almost like we, and our bodily autonomy, don't even matter at all.

Thankfully, several conservative columnists have graciously taken the time to explain to the rest of us why we should stand by their man. Not for his good, but for our own. Because it will be empowering. So come on gals, let's switch out our sneakers for pumps like the the working gals in 1980s movies, set up our desk salads, and just really lean in to see what they have to say!

First up, we've got Catherine Glenn Foster over at The Federalist, who wants us to know that losing our reproductive rights will empower us beyond our wildest dreams, according to the actual title of her essay.

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