Perhaps you have heard, since the news broke Thursday afternoon in the New York Times (and for some decades on the gossip blogs), but Harvey Weinstein, the big macher liberal Hollywood ultra power player, is a big sex creep! Whoa if true! (It's true.)

But as you all must by now ALSO know, behind every successful man there is a woman to blame for not stopping him. And some people on Twitter -- most particularly some really bizarrely strident male members of the mainstream media -- would like you to know the guilty parties (who are not Harvey Weinstein, but rather "every woman he knows") shall not run and shall not hide!

Hillary Clinton

Hillary, YOU SLUT!

Someone hiding out in the Ecuadorian embassy FROM RAPE CHARGES, thinks Hillary Clinton is to blame for Harvey Weinstein's dick.

Someone whose mom swore under oath that she was raped by his dad ALSO has thoughts on Hillary Clinton and Harvey Weinstein's dick!

Or how about the chairwoman of the GOP, which is currently paying Donald Trump and Donald Trump Jr.'s legal bills? Does she know who is to blame?

Hillary Clinton, when are you going to stop raping women with Harvey Weinstein's dick???

Meryl Streep

Justin Miller, national editor of the Daily Beast, why is Meryl Streep to blame for Harvey Weinstein being a sex pig? Because she made a statement where she was like "dude, what a pig, really wish I had known"? Justin Miller is here to light that nonsense on fire!

Justin Miller had an important followup point too: that in the three-and-a-half days (not five) (and including a weekend) since the story broke ... well, not sure what the point is, except that women are hysterical emotional zombie followers who cannot think for themselves because their VAGINAS are TOO LOUD.

Fuck you and your YAS KWEEN, Justin Miller. Just FYI.

... Lena Dunham? Yeah, We Guess

We don't know what Lena Dunham said, because she has since deleted her tweet. (It probably said "I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR HARVEY WEINSTEIN'S DICK," which as we know is clearly a lie.) But former New York Observer and Gawker editor Tom Scocca knows an association of GUILTINESS when he sees it.

Anyway, fuck those guys, all of them. And give us some money.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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