A Reminder That Your Wonkette Will Be Invading San Francisco To Drink It Under The Table
You have already forgotten, haven't you, that we have promised the filthy Yuppies of the Bay Area their very own Wonkette Drinky Thing and Meetup, and it is this Friday! So grab your briefcase and your gigantic "cellular telephone" and your Burberry scarf, and meet us at ...
The 540 Club, 540 Clement St., at Seventh Ave., San Francisco. We are told this is nowhere near BART, and that we do not "understand transportation." To which we can only answer, "What part of 'we are from Los Angeles' do you not understand?" So, sorry, Yups and Yupettes!
Oh right, and it's at 7 p.m. First unknown quantity of beers is on us!
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.