A Straight Guy Fell In Love With A Lesbian In Today's Happy Links!
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A famous metalcore dude totally lied about being Christian, and also he tried to have his wife murdered!
A thieving dog thieved a wallet! (The AP is racist.)
A man had sex with a trans woman and bragged about it like he fucked the Stanley Cup.
A straight man fell in love with a lesbian and asked us for advice about it.
A clothing company fired its pervy CEO and we contemplated labor vs. grossness.
A famous soccer man became a rapper!
A fond look back at Dov Charney's influence (okay, not so fond, maybe).
A handsome Jewish man (Jon Stewart!) made fun of the mainstream media for its Hillary coverage.