- Terrible mysteries and all the makings of an above-average Law and Order surround a dead body in a parking garage elevator shaft. [DCist]
- Streetcar debate reaches an exciting low and genteel murmur. [Ryan Avent]
- An existential crisis about crab chips or some such, featuring Bernie Mac and some sophomore year literary theory. [Spencer Ackerman]
- Blond Charity Mafia are the three words selected -- apparently at random -- to form the title of LNS's new series on Lifetime. [Washington Post]
- Local college newspapers will not fold like all other print media, and in the future, you can read about how all this happened in the Hoya or whatever. [City Paper]
- Thieves mug a park, in a park! [DC Examiner]
