A Twintacular GOP Convention!!!

Get ready for love! - WonketteYou'll never guess where the 2008 GOP convention is going to happen, so we'll tell you: Minneapolis and/or St. Paul, two of the better-known cities in the state of Minnesota!

So, if you live anywhere near a great big hideous sports arena in the Twin Cities, you might want to sell now and move someplace nice, like California.

Presidential conventions aren't just vulgar displays of the corporate world buying its next White House administration -- they're also horrible city-wrecking events that turn nice cities into police-state hellholes. Plus, hippies. Thousands and thousands of hippies protesting everything.

GOP picks Twin Cities for 2008 convention [CNN]


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