A Very Special Last Week's Shots Update
Intern Lauren will probably kill us (with Polonium-210) for wasting this extra-precious exchange from Late Night Shots -- the closed social network which allows you to explore Washington DC's social landscape and bar scene -- but we've got to run it now to make a joke work in Wonkette's War On Christmas Gift Guide.
Join us after the jump for the scientifically exact opposite of Hollywood's beloved "meet cute" scenario.
Posted By: Plan B on 11-29-2006 10:00 am Report as shockingly offensive
Last night, after a few too many glasses of wine at Milano, I dropped my date off at her apartment. She asked me up for a drink. I was not into it, but Tuesday night takedowns only happen ever so often so I proceeded. She made me wear a condom because she was not on the pill for some reason. Deed done, I went into the bathroom to dispose of said condom and discovered it had long since broken. In a panic, I went back into her room, chatted for a few minutes and then departed gracefully. She also mentioned she was glad we slept together because she was getting her period in a few days. I failed to mention whatsoever that I may have impregnated her. Do I have to say something or just leave it be and hope she won't get pregnant? Maybe she knew? I never want to see or talk to her again. She was a boring conversationalist and the sex was bad.
Posted By: oh god on 11-29-2006 12:00 pm Report as shockingly offensive
wait, plan b? im kind of freaking out. were you at a table in the front room of milano with me at milano and did we stop at the cvs in gtown before going back to my place to buy durex ultra thin condoms? i tried calling but you wont pick up.
Posted By: Plan B on 11-29-2006 12:16 pm Report as shockingly offensive
oh god: I probably should have searched for your profile on here first. That's us. Check your gmail and tell me what you want to do. Sorry.
Posted By: oh god on 11-29-2006 1:16 pm Report as shockingly offensive
this is unbelievable. how could you not tell m? i could have taken plan b this morning instead of having to run all the way to cvs sobbing.