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Abomination of Nature Liz Cheney Wants To Be In The Senate, Of Course

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Just as you people finishmourning the death of one hateful twat, we show up to tell you about the possible resurrection of another. We are speaking of diseased lizard scrotum Elizabeth Cheney, who is remarkably only the second-most unhinged dipshit to ever get near her mother’s vagina (assuming her conception was natural and ol’ Dick did not impregnate his bride by pointing at her and using the dark side of the Force, Vader style).


Take it away, Tucker Carlson’s Online Void Where Human Thought Goes to Die:

A source close to the politically active daughter of Vice President Dick Cheney tells The Daily Caller that she is still seriously considering running.

Terrific. If there is one thing the Senate lacks, it is a retrograde Tea Party asshole who has called Obama “the most radical president ever” and spent the early days of his administration concern-trolling the president’s refusal “to stand up for America” and also for abandoning Czechoslovakia, which actually ceased to exist in 1992.

There might be one drawback in Liz’s plan, and that is the current Republican Senator Mike Enzi, who says he is running again in 2014. Enzi is relatively popular in Wyoming. He won his last election with over three-quarters of the vote, and he consistently votes the conservative hard line. Would that be enough to overcome the daughter of the Dark Lord himself? Will Enzi visit the home of Cheney Sr. for a little chat and leave hours later weeping and speaking gibberish and crossing himself, followed by his office sending out a press release announcing his retirement to a sanitarium in Grand Forks? Or will Liz sit this one out, biding her time, knowing that thanks to the deal her family has made with Cthulu and the Old Ones, she is now Eternal, the Destroyer of Worlds, and has centuries to bring about her evil plans?

Should be a fun 2014 election cycle!

[Daily Caller]

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Yr Wonkette has been getting quite a few visits from trolls lately, although most of the infestations have been incredibly tiresome and not at all worth discussing here. We're talking, like, not even as good as ol' Turgid Love Muscle Guy. Come to think of it, we haven't seen him in a while; hope he's OK. At least health-wise.

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In 2006, Bob Casey Jr., then the Pennsylvania state treasurer, defeated Rick Santorum and took his seat in the US Senate; presumably only after having it steam cleaned. Not that Casey wanted anything much to do with Dan Savage, the columnist who had helpfully made the alternative definition of "Santorum" one of the best demonstrations of the power of trolling for the prior three years. But in '06, Casey's campaign actually declined a donation from Savage; Casey's finance director thanked him, but suggested maybe Savage could give the money to a group working against Santorum so Casey wouldn't get flak for taking the donation. That was back when Dems were happy to talk about civil unions but frightened of gay marriage, and Casey just plain wussed out on the chance to bring a "weeks-long debate about feces, lube, and assfucking" to the Senate race, as then-Wonket Dave Weigel put it. But Bob Casey has come rather a long way since then, and he now supports marriage equality. He might still be a bit shy about a full-on embrace of buttsechs talk, however.

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