Activist Judge Won't Let Parents Teach Religion
Banishing Santa from the public square? That's kid stuff. An Indianapolis judge won't let two parents teach their 9-year-old son the principles of Wicca. Blessed be-eeeyotch! Why does the judiciary have so little respect for the Culture of Plant Life? Someone get some urine from a skunk in estrus and put a spell on this non-believer, pronto!— GREG BEATO
Judge: Parents can't teach pagan beliefs [Indianapolis Star]