Actual Muppet Now Has Good Shot At Republican Nomination, Probably


For many years we've been predicting the Republicans would eventually run an actual muppet for president, and that dream came true when Michele Bachmann ran for the GOP nomination. But since she quit, are there any other bug-eyed bits of cloth and foam and wire that could act stupid and crazy during the primaries? Yes, there is an actual muppet. It is called "Marvin E. Quasniki."

Here at Wonkette, we are very much against "political humor" and "viral videos" and all that, but we are making an exception because this is basically the plot of a Philip K. Dick novel, and also because it's a muppet, and because four years from now, the muppet will be taking part in debates and losing the general election to a robot. [YouTube]


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