Actual Pigs Are Getting Swine Flu. What's Next, Like, The Actual Swine Flu Virus Getting Swine Flu?
After being prodded by basically everyone on Earth, soon-to-be-former President of Afghanistan Hamid Karzai is ready to admit that he did not actually win the re-election. [ New York Times ]
A new poll says that most people think the public option would be a good thing, actually. [ Washington Post ]
Swine flu has spread to this one actual swine in Minnesota. It's hard to feel bad given how appropriate this seems! [ WSJ ]
A US scientist was arrested for trying to sell important secrets to someone he thought was an Israeli intelligence guy, but was actually just an American intelligence guy about to arrest him. [ CNN ]
Iran is two seconds away from doing something it might possibly regret to Pakistan—possibly bombing it, or possibly explicitly threatening it with bombs. [ AP ]
Apple, Inc. shares are the highest they've ever been. There are still no available Genius Bar appointments. [ Reuters ]