Once again, the parties must face each other down in the traditional campaign baby-eating contest. While Affleck is clearly more enthusiastic about the task, Bush, out of habitual Texan one-upmanship, eats the first of two babies, and goes about it with the sober professionalism we've come to expect from this wartime president.

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