Agent Cooper Reassigned to Kabul Station

Special Agent Cooper in Dr. No's LairCNN just announced that CIA "intern" Anderson Cooper is being shipped off to Afghanistan for the news channel's 9/11 extravaganza.


We are totally sure this has nothing to do with spying or whatever.

Also, Bin Laden's still loose out there with full immunity courtesy of our allies in Pakistan. Be careful, Agent 360!

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