Former Alabama Supreme Court Justice Roy "Ten Simple Rules for Arguing Before My High Court" Moore is running for Alabama Governor. What are his qualifications? Besides a notable disregard for your mortal "laws?" On his website, he provides solid proof that he has the experience necessary to govern that great state:

The Etowah High Council demands the heads of the heretics!

Yeah, we're real proud, Roy, as we're sure your mother was too -- but looking at this picture, we can't help but think that guy on the left kicked your ass once the photographer left. So where's Mark Wimpee these days? Alabama needs real leadership!

Photo Album [Judge Roy Moore for Governor]