For a rampant homophobe, Alan Keyes sure does have a hot lesbian daughter. Actually, despite the best efforts of bloggers, there's no official confirmation from the Keyes campaign that this woman is either actually Keyes' daughter or if she's in fact a lesbian. But we'd totally do her.
IL-sen: Is Keyes' daughter a lesbian? [Daily Kos]
In case you're just joining us. . . [Chillinois]