Hey! Have you been wondering at all recently about what is up with Susan Olsen, aka Cindy Brady of The Brady Bunch? Probably not, since if you did you probably would have just Googled, but we are going to tell you anyway! She is now a VERY fervent Trump supporter. Which I'm just guessing means she's given up that whole animal rights thing she was into back when she was on some VH1 show I watched one time when I was sick. Don't know too many animal rights activists who like to see people who love puppy mills and hate the endangered species list being appointed to the EPA!

Olsen currently co-hosts a show on LA Talk Radio called "Two Chicks Talkin’ Politics," with radio personality Sheena Metal, where she frequently talks about her deep love for Donald Trump and her favorite conspiracy theories. Basically she is Victoria Jackson now, which is weird, because Victoria Jackson used to play her on SNL sometimes.

Anyway! It looks as though the youngest one in curls was not, in fact, having a Sunshine Day on Thursday when actor-producer-activist Leon Acord-Whiting (best known for the web series "Old Dogs & New Tricks") took LA Talk Radio to task for giving her a platform to spew a bunch of lies and misinformation totally unchecked. Which is fair! If you ask me, she was the worst of all the Bradys, and yes, I am including Cousin Oliver in this scenario.

Acord-Whiting wrote:

“It is wildly irresponsible for LA Talk Radio to allow a Trump fanatic to co-host one of their programs, where she can spew her idiotic lies unchecked. (Being a liberal and a patriot are mutually exclusive? Hillary is causing the protests & hate crimes? The Koran is a political tract?) As much as I love Sheena Metal, I think LA Talk Radio needs to give “Cindy Brady” her walking papers. I will not listen to or appear on any shows there from this point forward until she’s gone. This isn’t just disagreeing on, say, tax plans or foreign policy. Susan Olsen spreads outrageous misinformation & it is dangerous and unprofessional.”

What sort of things does Cindy say? Oh, just normal things like this thing she said about the Khans:

Or this weird interview she did where she freaks out about the "Cloward-Piven Strategy" and how "multiculturalism" is bad. Which is probably why even Kitty Carryall stopped hanging out with her. Just one too many rants about how she'd rather live in a world where everyone had hair of gold, like their mother.

In true Cindy Brady fashion, Olsen responded to Acord-Whiting's post on Facebook by tattling and sending her followers after him, writing:

“This is the little piece of human waste. He blocked himself from me before I could even get one hit in. If you can find him, please send him my love.”

Subsequently, Olsen had a charming exchange with Acord-Whiting in which she called him a faggot, which surely would have made her TV Dad, Robert Reed -- a gay man who died of AIDS -- and her recently deceased TV Mom Florence Henderson who was an LGBTQ activist herself, very, very proud.

“Hey there little pussy, let me get my big boy pants on and Reallly take you on!!! What a snake in the grass you are you lying piece of shit too cowardly to confront me in real life so you do it on Facebook. You are the biggest faggot ass in the world the biggest pussy! My Dick is bigger than yours Which ain’t sayin much! What a true piece of shit you are! Lying faggot! I hope you meet your karma SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY”

She then also called him a "pathetic little cunt," which is a hard thing to imagine someone saying in a cloying baby voice, but I am doing it anyway.

If I believed in an afterlife, I would be certain that Mr. and Mrs. Brady were up there in heaven thinking that they should have just left Cindy in the damn Grand Canyon that one time.


Robyn Pennacchia

Robyn Pennacchia is a brilliant, fabulously talented and visually stunning angel of a human being, who shrugged off what she is pretty sure would have been a Tony Award-winning career in musical theater in order to write about stuff on the internet. Previously, she was a Senior Staff Writer at Death & Taxes, and Assistant Editor at The Frisky (RIP). Currently, she writes for Wonkette, Friendly Atheist, Quartz and other sites. Follow her on Twitter at @RobynElyse

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