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All Obamaworld Citizens To Be Branded

When Barry Hussein Obama becomes the world's Enlightened Prince of Hope next year, people will be literally lining up to get their new permanent Obamaworld tattoos, on their foreheads. Obama's campaign has already produced a staggering array of Obama-logo variations for every race and birthplace and interest. The "mark of the Beast" has never looked so good!


The "Speak Up" weblog has painstakingly catalogued all the endless race/gender/age/U.S. state versions of the beloved Obama logo, which in its natural state looks like .... We don't know, a Pepsi logo? A Pepsi logo of Hope?

Just slap a gay Care Bears rainbow on the thing, and it's OBAMA PRIDE:

Make it look retarded, and it's a "Kids for Obama" logo!

Put a blinding light that destroys all reason in the middle, and you've got an Obama logo for the born-agains:

But the Obama people have predictably left out some other groups who are very important to the 2008 election cycle. For example, where's the Obamaworld corporate logo for meth addicts, or the Klan? We'll get you started with this great new Obama logo for Ron Paul fanatics:

The Hardest Working Presidential Candidate Logo [Speak Up]

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Florida's hand-counting of ballots is underway, and for all the Republican whining about Democrats trying to "steal" the elections for US Senate and governor (and floating insane conspiracy theories while they're at it), the recounts appear on track to confirm the results initially reported on election night: Florida's new governor will probably be Republican Rick DeSantis, and current governor and Voldemort impersonator Rick Scott will probably replace Democrat Bill Nelson in the US Senate. That doesn't necessarily mean anything is really settled, of course, because it's fucking Florida.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's first days in Congress have been a doozie. She's been "mistaken" for an intern or a spouse on multiple occasions, everyone's making up pretend fights that she's getting in with people she's not actually getting into fights with, and she's still somehow not performing poverty well enough to convince Fox News and other conservatives that she is not a secret billionaire.

On Wednesday, Fox News published an exposé on AOC and her vast riches -- showing that even though she said that it was going to be tough to afford an apartment in DC for the three months before she'd receive a salary, she was actually a fifteen thousandaire.

If she converted that $15K into pennies, she could probably swim in them, just like her fellow rich person Scrooge McDuck.

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