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All You Need Is A Bunch Of Hippie Obama Endorsements

Ken Layne

February 05, 2008 01:19 AM

Sure, Hopeful Barack Obama just got a bunch of endorsements from important political constituencies such as the mostly naked nymphs of American Apparel, the wealthy elderly survivors of the Grateful Dead, "jam band" hero Dave Matthews and ~~teevee's Dr. McCoy DeForest Kelly~~ Oscar(TM)-winner Forest Whitaker. But what about half-dead pop groups from 40 years ago? [Funny Or Die]

Ken Layne

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The Week In Garbage Men: Douchebag Offers Lessons In Not Being A 'Cuck.'

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Rachel Campos Duffy's Black Friend From The 'Projects' Totally Exists

She has no black friends.

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Screenshot- Laura Ingraham Show

According to Rachel Campos Duffy, former reality TV personality and current Fox News personality, migrant baby jails are better than the "Projects". And she totally knows this for fact because she has a "black friend" who told her so. This totally mysterious black friend enlightened her on the horrors faced by black people in black places, which makes it perfectly okay for Trumpco to lock away those "privileged" brown babies. Also, stop being mean to her for spewing that hot garbage on the Laura Ingraham (who believes baby jails are like "Summer Camp") show, because it's not fair that you refuse to believe she has a black friend.

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