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America's Favorite Shitty Singer to Attend WHCA Dinner

Sanjaya Malakar, the Barack Obama of American Idol, except that he lost while Obama will be assassinated by the CIA, is the newest announced guest of People magazine to attend the White House Correspondents' Association gala dinner.


At the dinner, Sanjaya will enjoy the comedy stylings of the White House press corps and Rich Little, and in a room with that caliber of talent, you know he'll feel right at home.

All we know so far: That he'll be seated at the dinner with his mom, and that the 17-year-old is expected to make the scene at least one of the glitzy after-parties.

We promise to get him blasted at Bloomberg.

Sanjaya Coming to D.C. [WP]

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