America's Most Famous Deadbeat Dad Joe Walsh Given Pro-Family Award
The Family Research Council, Satan's favorite little pack of square-edged dildo monsters, mysteriously gave screamy attention whore Joe Walsh an award recognizing him as a "pro-family" human despite the fact that Joe Walsh is known back in reality as the worst, most anti-family human in Congress, for cheating his kids out of their little child support dimes for years even as he sues his ex-wife to avoid ever paying them. But still, he votes for things like trying to strip gay people of the chance to ever marry, repealing health care reform and destroying funding for women's clinics, and...God, what are we saying? Joe Walsh deserves an award for being the guy in Congress you least want near your family. AND YET.
Not even a lick of self-awareness shines through in his statement, ready for it? Via the Chicago Sun-Times:
“I am proud and honored to be recognized by the Family Research Council as the only member from Illinois with a 100 percent pro-family voting record,” Walsh said in a news release. “Defending American values have always been one of my top priorities, and this reward reaffirms my dedication to that fight.”
That's some top-notch make-believe there, Joe Walsh. Are you a method actor? GIVE HIM AN OSCAR, TOO, QUICK. [Sun-Times]