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America's Only Thriving Industry: Internet Terrorism

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Have you heard about this nut lady? She's not even religious, or Muslim, or whatever. She is just a nut who finally found a purpose/job, on the Internet. Well everybody needs a Mission, right?

Sure, she's a nut, who allegedly wanted to kill a ... let's see, yes, a "Swedish Cartoonist." But is it any more pointless and doomed that what you've done this week? Prepare for millions of unemployed Americans to launch their own Batman characters against anything they hear about on the Internet.

And don't miss the dingbat neighbor who reminds us why it's far better to have NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND YOU, because that's the government's job! [AP]

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Fellow Wonkers, this last week of horror has been wearing on us all, because here we are in a world where the "president" of the United States has ordered that migrant children be taken away from their parents at the border, and is simultaneously proud of it (for his base) and cravenly blaming it on Democrats because even he knows it's morally reprehensible. But what the hell can we do about it, we are all keening, beyond calling our senators and representatives and posting sadness on Twitter, the latter of which is of dubious utility to anyone, and mostly depressing?

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There are perks to being the only Harvard professor willing to shill for the Bush League Mussolini. Everyone else has to haul ass to the Fox studio and sit for hair and makeup. Not Alan Dershowitz! He just parks his laptop in Pee Wee's playhouse and Skypes in that rant. Is he even wearing pants? We hope never to find out!

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