America's Only Thriving Industry: Internet Terrorism
Have you heard about this nut lady? She's not even religious, or Muslim, or whatever. She is just a nut who finally found a purpose/job, on the Internet. Well everybody needs a Mission, right?
Sure, she's a nut, who allegedly wanted to kill a ... let's see, yes, a "Swedish Cartoonist." But is it any more pointless and doomed that what you've done this week? Prepare for millions of unemployed Americans to launch their own Batman characters against anything they hear about on the Internet.
And don't miss the dingbat neighbor who reminds us why it's far better to have NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND YOU, because that's the government's job! [AP]