Former Frist speechwriter, think tank "policy analyst," BET something-or-other, embodiment of "famous-for-DC," former People 50-most-something, and current talking head Amy Holmes co-hosted The View today. She's lovely, charming, and smart as a whip, though none of those qualities helped her deal with the shoutiest women on datytime tv (and their pet Republican squirrel, Elisabeth).

Here's the most interesting bit for Washington observers -- poor Amy got dumped last week. By whom? We have suspicions, and we're sure you do too. So send them in, and maybe we'll do a poll.

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Remember: she's dated Lloyd Grove and Micky Kaus, so it was probably some old white guy who looks really dour all the damn time.