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Gina Haspel is currently being questioned by the Senate about her history of destroying evidence of CIA torture, in her bid to become CIA chief.


Gina Haspel does "not believe the president would ask" her to waterboard a terrorism suspect. This raises important questions of the woman who would head the CIA: Has she been on a Japanese island with the warriors who think it is still World War II? Did she wake up on a New Jersey beach thinking she was a small town schoolteacher and when she has a car accident and gets a concussion she will suddenly have superior knife skills and a hankering for justice? Does Dr. Ronny Jackson need to give her the What Is Camel Test, because she clearly has no idea who is president right now, and maybe a senile person should not be in charge of CIA?

If the camel is holding something back, what would Gina Haspel do to it?

We are just asking.

This has been an important update from the Gina Haspel CIA confirmation hearings.

Wonkette cannot even believe this shit. Give us money for brain pills pls.

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