THOSE ARE MIKE HUCKABEE'S LEGS! They look like unfried, defrosting unbreaded mozzarella sticks from the Old Country Buffet, Ukraine version. More ugly photos of major presidential candidates from Caucus/Primary Saturday after the jump, including bona fide evidence that Hillary Clinton is the dementor who let Bellatrix Lestrange out of Azkaban.

Well, it's ugly-for-Obama at least (see: schnozz):

No! Our precious Johnny has some form of face cancer:

95-year-old Roberta McCain looks younger and sexier than one person on earth: her famous son and presidential maybe-do-well WALNUTS!:

DON'T TOUCH A MELTING HILLARY, YOU TOUCH YOU MELT TOO:

Fag:

Oops, I got this creature confused with a presidential candidate:

And a merry primary day to the fine folks at the Associated Press! Getty, your day will come soon.