An Ugly AP Photo of Every Major Presidential Candidate Today
THOSE ARE MIKE HUCKABEE'S LEGS! They look like unfried, defrosting unbreaded mozzarella sticks from the Old Country Buffet, Ukraine version. More ugly photos of major presidential candidates from Caucus/Primary Saturday after the jump, including bona fide evidence that Hillary Clinton is the dementor who let Bellatrix Lestrange out of Azkaban.
Well, it's ugly-for-Obama at least (see: schnozz):
No! Our precious Johnny has some form of face cancer:
95-year-old Roberta McCain looks younger and sexier than one person on earth: her famous son and presidential maybe-do-well WALNUTS!:
DON'T TOUCH A MELTING HILLARY, YOU TOUCH YOU MELT TOO:
Oops, I got this creature confused with a presidential candidate:
And a merry primary day to the fine folks at the Associated Press! Getty, your day will come soon.